Does anyone else feel like Entanglement is just a "Shared Database" with zero latency? (Visualizing physics without math)

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Hi everyone. I come from a SysAdmin background (20 years in networking), not academia. I've been trying to wrap my head around Quantum Mechanics, and I hit a wall with the standard explanations. "Spooky action at a distance" sounds like magic. But when I started mapping it to IT concepts, it clicked: Entanglement feels like two variables pointing to the same memory address. It doesn't matter where they are physically; if you update the pointer, the value changes. Superposition feels like a "Race Condition" or a promise that hasn't settled yet.
The Observer Effect is basically the universe doing "Lazy Loading" to save rendering resources (only render what is being looked at). I wrote a whole guide for myself translating these concepts into "Tech Speak" to finally understand them without the calculus. Question: What is the best non-mathematical analogy you've ever heard for a quantum concept? I'm trying to collect them all. submitted by /u/angex_81 [link] [comments]
